EXTRA JOKE (Contributed by Andi Firmansyah Arsyad)

ANNIE BUDDY ? ANNIE WAN ? NOE WAN ? SUM BUDDY ?

Lee Sum Wan: Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its
urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But
whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the
hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find
this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care,
give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im
SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be
careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big
position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur
uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an
important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy
doesn't work there.

Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws
everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think
i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll
broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and
said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no
one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is
going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their
uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................